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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via dreadedninthsymphony)

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8 hours ago

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via pizza)

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did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.
Source

did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.

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9 hours ago

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

(Source: meladoodle, via crrocs)

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10 hours ago

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

(via pizza)

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10 hours ago

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

(via foxaloha)

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10 hours ago

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(Source: patrick-stumps, via pizza)

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